I can't be bothered to come up with something witty, I'm too excited.

AKLNDFOIEJFE&^#$&@!!!!one111!!!!

I'm going dancing on Saturday!

After two years of wishing and hoping and sacrificing virgins, I'm going to effing Lindy Hop.

I haven't been swing dancing in... forever; and that was a class filled with beginners. The last time I went to anything "social" was....

...holy crap, it was probably with Larry.

Guh, I'm killing a fatted calf in your honor, NewFriendMatt. I just pray I don't break your toes.



(I lied; it wasn't with Larry, it was with Jeff. I taught him how to Lindy for a few Friday nights at McAlpines....)