I'm on a mission

I like turquoise.

The color, the stone... all of it. And for awhile now, I've wanted a ludicrously loud and obnoxious handbag in the cornea-searing shade. But not just any handbag. No, I've got specifications.

- large enough to carry a concealed firearm and/or attack dog my dayplanner

- gold trim (I live in the American SW and I refuse to perpetuate the hideously overdone trend of turquoise and silver)

- NOT RECTANGULAR (...ick)


I am willing to pay someone Stefanie's first born child if you possess information that leads to the discovery and purchase of such a handbag.




ETA: It appears my arch-nemesis, Coach, has plotted fiendishly in order to entice me to buy one of their overpriced, egotistical bags. Behold, Francine.

Well played, Coach. Well played.


1 comments:

Suarez Cartel said...

http://www.bagsireland.tv/page/2/

Scroll to the bottom

The Miu Miu Small Shoulder Bag

Not sure what that is in US $ But very cute but may be too small.

(I heart bags!)