Showing posts with label birthday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label birthday. Show all posts

I'm a crappy photographer

None of the pictures I took last night look great. I'm posting them anyway, but better ones will come from Tori & Amy's cameras.



This WAS my tiramisu...




Mel & I




That woman in pink certainly enjoyed herself.


More pictures are at my Picasa account. As soon as everyone else uploads their's, I'll add more.


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I look super foxy today

I haven't done much shopping the past four or five months because of the money situation, but with the cash that my parents forked over for my aforementioned birfday, a $120 dress recently came into my possession for a mere $22. It's poop-brown, adorable and I'm wearing it now. Spending disgusting gobs of cash on a piece of fabric is for suckers; you do not go shopping with me unless you mean it.

In addition I finally bought a pair of jeans that genuinely fit me (...at least I hope). The last two I purchased are great as soon as I get them from the dryer... then they expand. The crotch hangs halfway down to my knees, the butt sags and I look just generally dumpy. I've been stubborn, refusing to go down a size simply on principle. I swallowed my tongue when I bought a dress from the Limited that was a size 0; Target's current smallest size (2) is too big for my waste... but I absolutely can not swallow the idea that I fit into a size 1 jean. It's just not possible.

I could name you at least half a dozen other girls (my age) that have smaller hips, tinier butts and thinner arms... so if I have this much trouble, where in God's name do they shop? Yeah, I've lost 30 pounds and I'm a heckuva lot lighter than I was this time last year but I am not a stick. I promise you, I can still grab a nice handful of fat on my thighs.

Still, I'm running out of clothes that fit (well) and getting sick of feeling frumpy and dowdy in the ones that don't. So I broke down and bought a pair of low-rise, stretch skinny jeans... in a size 1*.

And in "News Less Likely To Cause Hissy Fits," I have 13 people confirmed for tonight and three more waiting in queue. I've always been atrocious at organizing group get-togethers, so the fact that this one seems to be going alright excites me greatly.

I'm all a-tingle. But that could be the migraine medication.






* - and I SWEAR that if anyone leaves a comment whining about how they don't want to hear the "skinny bitch" complain, I will punch SOMEONE in the throat.

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Birfday Sellabrashun!

I'm ridiculously excited that so many people are going to make it to mah shindig! We have a party of 14 at Bobby's, my favorite restaurant. Afterwards several of us will be going to Devil's Martini for a little unyen shakin'.

I have new jeans to wear and another year under my belt to celebrate.

Photographic evidence of the debauchery to follow soon.


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"You're 26!"

Happy Birthday!




...your mom's in the hospital.









(She's fine, but seriously... thanks for making me crap my pants, God.)


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13 days; start saving now

It's my birfday soon!

The only thing I want is a new journal. I'm very close to finishing mine (it only took me eight months this time).

... I will also accept cash.

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