Day Five
Friday
Even though it was just an attempt at some rump shakin' action, I still got to see Tori for a little while until she got called into Domestic Duty.
Day Six
Saturday
Ugly Christmas Sweater party at Chris & Caroline's! As always, their party was beyond fun. Candy Apple martini's (that I didn't get to try, unfortunately), white elephant, pigs in a blanket and the inevitable retelling of Chris's game of racist Guesstures. There are certain conversation topics that only get brought up when Joel, Chris and Jeff are in the same room together, all of them socially awkward and unacceptable in polite company.
Day Seven
Sunday
Photoshoot for a local designer. I was, by far, the shortest, fattest and oldest model present but still had a really good time. Most of the time I do my own makeup and hair, but they had a darling gay Vietnamese boy named Christian on hand. Being pampered is fun.
BONUS! Day Eight
Monday
Shot with Scott for two and a half hours and my hair stayed (mostly) curled. THEN COFFEE CAKE OMG. Dinner with Amy & co., followed by the consumption of massive quantities of raw dough. This will be followed by the consumption of massive quantities of cooked dough as soon as I pick up the finished product.
Happy Meme: Days 5 - 7
Happy Meme: Day Four
Day Four
Thursday
Coffee cake plans! The throw-down goes down Monday evening in Chandler. It'll be Amy and I in the kitchen against a couple pounds of leavened dough. Should I survive, my reward will be one delicious loaf of buttery, nutty goodness.
Happy Meme: Day Three
Day Three
Wednesday
Talked with three BAMFs last night unexpectedly; Jon, Jeremy and Drew.
It was an interesting night. What better way to spend it than conversing with a couple attractive, well-built gentlemen?
Happy Meme: Day Two
Day Two
Tuesday
After the fiasco yesterday, it seems apropos (...I kinda love that word) to say that I got new pictures yesterday. And they're great. :)
Happy Meme!
1. Post about something that made you happy today even if it's just a small thing.
2. Do this everyday for a week without fail.
3. Tag eight four of your friends to do the same.
-Ashley
-Sarah
-Ely
-SteveC
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Day One
Monday
I had an extremely good workout today; John is teaching me take-downs. While I'm having trouble keeping them all straight ("Behind-the-knee takedown. GO!" "Where do I shove my shoulder on this one?" "...Well, not in the crotch." "...still effective though, yes?") there is a certain thrill in throwing a middle-aged man down, pinning him to the ground under my knee and punching the ever-loving crap outta him. After training I worked my core for an hour, saw the cute Matt Nathanson look-a-like again (whom I have named 'Nathan,' for what I hope are obvious reasons) and left feeling like me and my impressive pins could conquer the world. At home I had a hot bath and gave myself a pedicure.
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Maybe this will inspire me to post a bit more this week. I haven't been able to put in the kind of time that a worthwhile post requires.
I don't know why these amuse me
But they do.
1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
"Michelle needs to exercise her right to shut the fuck up."
2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
"Michelle looks like a cross between a hooker and a porn star."
3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
"Michelle does New Hampshire."
4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
"breaking news michelle hates "whitey"."
5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
"Michelle goes asian"
6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
"Michelle loves teh penis"
7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
"Michelle eats everything she wants, guilt free, at Easter dinner."
8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
"Michelle has every right to question America."
9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
"After Michelle died, I had to sleep with the lights on"
10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
"Michelle won’t let me in the bathroom! She’s been there for an hour."
11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
"Michelle can't do Shakespeare"
12: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
""Michelle wants your pie"
