I can't make it; the Terror Alert has reached "Orange"

When canceling reservations on the Resort's new OS, it's required that you enter a reason. And the brilliant creators of Opera have given us some handy "preloaded" choices that, I assume, they thought were common. Most make sense - "family emergency" or "weather" are bold-faced lies flimsy excuses things we hear on a daily basis.

...but "terrorism"? Seriously?

Am I an awful person for hoping that I get to take that cancellation when it inevitable comes in (because I know it will)?