Well played, Night

My expectations were not high enough.

"Pulse" was the most abismal movie experience I've had in years. I didn't think it possible for a horror movie to be worse than that atrocious piece of recycled crap. "Mirrors" was a valiant attempt and definitely a worthy challenger but all have been overshadowed by the laughably ludicrous and condescendingly "moral" pile of garbage that regurgitated into theaters as "The Happening".

The acting, the writing, the story were all side-splittingly hilarious but none compares to the Al Gore tribute that they slap us in the face with in the last five minutes.

"NOBODY MOVE. I THINK THE PLANET KNOWS WE'RE HERE AND LEAVING OUR QUARTER POUNDER WRAPPERS AND RC CANS EVERYWHERE. GUISE, STOP USING 'AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH' AS A COASTER AND LISTEN TO WHAT AL GORE HAS TO SAY. ALSO, FUCK SHIT DAMN (LULZ 'R' RATING FTW)!"

Thanks, M for the most unintentionally entertaining night of media since the night I accidentally took two doses of Nyquil and watched "dramatic prairie dog" on a 90-minute loop.