You're laughing, don't deny it

Matt: Yo yo yo yo yo yo
Me: Whaaaaaaaat's up?
Matt: shootin some bball outside of the school.
Me: Let me guess - a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble?
Matt: Yeah, we got in a fight. :(
Me: I'm sure your mom was mad.
Matt: she made me move with my aunt and uncle in bel-air. :(
Me: You take a cab?
Matt: yeah, it was crazy. it had dice hanging from the rear-view mirror.

We watched too much TV.