WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS?!

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

Never in your wildest, kinkiest fantasies could "Twilight" come even remotely close in quality to this:



Holy buhjeezus. I am severely chagrined that they moved it from a November release to effing JULY.


2 comments:

a c said...

I could have sworn I told you. I found out a week after I saw the trailer before Batman. I didn't leave my room for a week.

michelle said...

Haha, no I knew about it. But seeing the trailer just brought up all the emotions I had repressed. :(