I swear, if Dreamworks remakes this and doesn't release the original film, I'm going to punch someone. In the throat.
Longer 'Paranormal Activity' trailer
Rumor has it that it'll be out later this year but I'm not holding my breath...
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HECK YEAH
Allow me this brief interlude of sappy girlishness
So the little 9 year-old girl that secretly directs all the important choices I make in life ("'East of Eden'? No, read 'Gone with the Wind'," "Why are you listening to Papa Roach when Celine Dion is downstairs, neglected for the last ten years?," "You don't want the simple brown dress - GET THE PINK TULLE NUMBER WITH SEVENTEEN LAYERS OF RUFFLES AND A 2' SATIN BOW.") is pretty much holding a Walther PPK .380 to my temple and demanding I post this.
I am ridiculously excited.
Disney Princess 2D animated musical + JAZZ BY RANDY NEWMAN = tingly lady parts
Do you want to WIN AT YELLING?
I should post something that amounts to more than "LULZ, INTERNET" but, um... here's a series of youtube commercials that will make you NEED NEW PANTS.
Man, I heart you, internets.
The most adorable thing I've seen in awhile
Kingsford Goes to the Beach - More amazing video clips are a click away
For some reason, this pig reminds me of our dog, Lil Bit. It might be the annoyingly codependency or perhaps the squat little body on skinny legs - I dunno. Familiarity aside, this video is too stinkin' cute for words.
I'm so excited! I'm so excited!
Who's life wasn't changed by this episode? If you raised your hand, please dig your grave because YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.
The best part is Zach trying not to laugh while he comforts her.
This just in: I'm still a nerd
Newest theatrical trailer for HP & The Half-Blood Prince
I am excited for the following reasons:
1. It's Harry Potter.
2. There are no other reasons. There don't need to be.
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS?!
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Never in your wildest, kinkiest fantasies could "Twilight" come even remotely close in quality to this:
Holy buhjeezus. I am severely chagrined that they moved it from a November release to effing JULY.
I watch television as a substitute for dating
First it was Mike Rowe.
Then came Tory Belecci.
Next on the "Men Who Are In Danger Of Me Groping Randomly Attempting To Make-out With Them" list:
Josh Gates
He's the host of Destination Truth on the Scifi channel which has become my new favoriteshowofalltimeOMG (well, after Mythbusters [of course]). It's essentially a snarkier, more sarcastic version of those hokey Travel Channel shows about the paranormal. Whether or not their investigations are untainted and hoax-free (Man vs. Wild, anyone?) doesn't matter quite as much if I find myself laughing throughout the 44 minutes.
So far my favorite episode takes place in the forest of Aokigahara, Japan, which has the optimistic epithet "the perfect place to die":
Someone needs to hunt him down and toss him some altoids for me.
Bonus points if he's gift-wrapped.
Oh, well, it's in Europe. That explains everything.
I've often thought the censors were far too conservative in their decisions to ban certain commercials for being too violent or sexually explicit. So when I saw the headline on Digg "Orangina advert 'too sexy'," I figured it would be the same case.
I was wrong.
Who greenlit that?!
The CGI work is pretty amazing, I'll give them that but... what?
No, seriously... WHAT.
Allow me to enlighten you
If you haven't heard of Improv Everywhere, then you need to get your head out of your ass.
This might be one of their best ideas ever.
I suggest checking out their youtube page for some really awesome videos.
This is what makes me miss performing improv.
