So we have a Big Name Hockey Star Fantasy Camp staying at The Resort for the next week. After speaking with the sales manager a few minutes ago I found out that each of these 80+ gentlemen paid ten thousand dollars to simply skate around with said Big Name Hockey Star and tool around with the local NHL team.
Watching these guys is kind of like watching a little kid at Disneyland watching for Mickey to show up. Half of them have a wife with them and for the moment they look more like their mothers. Lots of arm tugging and jumping anxiously from foot to foot.
Very cute.
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$10K?!... really?
They certainly know who their audience is
I wonder if the wizards behind the new shows at Discovery channel somehow know about my craving to lick Mack's head every time I watch future weapons read my blog. Someone over there seems to have picked up the hormonal surges produced when I watch or perhaps I'm excreting a very powerful pheremone and they realize the easiest way to get me to watch is to put an attractive, well-built bald white man in chains and a harness.
Richard Machowicz of "Future Weapons"
Jeff Lieberman of "Time Warp"
Jonathan Goodwin of "One Way Out"
Discovery Channel has, apparently, perfected cloning.
I am not complaining.
You can add these men to the list of "Discovery Channel Hosts I want to make publically uncomfortable with my ridiculous displays of affection grope tie up in my basement make-out with" right after Mike Rowe and Tory Bellecci.
Well played, Discovery Channel. Well played.
I watch television as a substitute for dating
First it was Mike Rowe.
Then came Tory Belecci.
Next on the "Men Who Are In Danger Of Me Groping Randomly Attempting To Make-out With Them" list:
Josh Gates
He's the host of Destination Truth on the Scifi channel which has become my new favoriteshowofalltimeOMG (well, after Mythbusters [of course]). It's essentially a snarkier, more sarcastic version of those hokey Travel Channel shows about the paranormal. Whether or not their investigations are untainted and hoax-free (Man vs. Wild, anyone?) doesn't matter quite as much if I find myself laughing throughout the 44 minutes.
So far my favorite episode takes place in the forest of Aokigahara, Japan, which has the optimistic epithet "the perfect place to die":
Someone needs to hunt him down and toss him some altoids for me.
Bonus points if he's gift-wrapped.
