They certainly know who their audience is

I wonder if the wizards behind the new shows at Discovery channel somehow know about my craving to lick Mack's head every time I watch future weapons read my blog. Someone over there seems to have picked up the hormonal surges produced when I watch or perhaps I'm excreting a very powerful pheremone and they realize the easiest way to get me to watch is to put an attractive, well-built bald white man in chains and a harness.


Richard Machowicz of "Future Weapons"


Jeff Lieberman of "Time Warp"


Jonathan Goodwin of "One Way Out"

Discovery Channel has, apparently, perfected cloning.

I am not complaining.

You can add these men to the list of "Discovery Channel Hosts I want to make publically uncomfortable with my ridiculous displays of affection grope tie up in my basement make-out with" right after Mike Rowe and Tory Bellecci.

Well played, Discovery Channel. Well played.