Somewhere in West Philadelphia you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the center. Should you pick it up and begin to shoot hoops, a small band of hooligans will approach and challenge you to a fight which you must accept.
After the fight you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will inform you that there are an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.
With your bags packed, go to the street corner and signal a cab via whistle. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection you will find fuzzy novelty dice hanging in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, you will not bear any thought to it. You will then point the chauffuer in the general vicinity of Bel Air, California. You will stop in front of a mansion somewhere between 7 and 8o’clock. Retrieve your baggage and bid the odeous driver adieu. Take in your new physical domain, walk up to the door and then knock on the door three times.
If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.
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